“Hilarious, also she looks like skrillex”
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Matthew Wetmore, Facebook Admirer, re: Me
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May 2012
POP QUIZ: BATH SALTS OR MADE-UP DRUGS?
Which of the following are street names for MDPV (commonly: “Bath Salts,” taking America by storm), and which are made-up drugs from Brass Eye?
- Ivory Wave
- Triple-sod
- Purple Wave
- Yellow Bentines
- Red Dove
- Blue Silk
- Zoom
- Bloom
- Cloud Nine
- Boz-Boz
- Ocean Snow
- Clarky Cat
- Lunar Wave
- Couple of Fortnights in a Bad Balloon
- Vanilla Sky
- Jessop Jessop Jessop Jessop Jessop
- White Lightning
- Scarface
- Hurricane Charlie
(no peeking!)
ANSWERS:
Bath Salts: 1, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 11, 13, 15, 17, 18, 19
Brass Eye: 2, 4, 10, 12, 14, 16
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I literally can’t even
WISDOM FROM THE OFFICE
If someone asks you to make a “digital filing cabinet” you should flee, flee that place, and never return again. You must never subject yourself to the creation of a digital filing cabinet.
trust me
“
The merchandise of gold, and silver, and precious stones, and of pearls, and fine linen, and purple, and silk, and scarlet, and all thyine wood, and all manner vessels of ivory, and all manner vessels of most precious wood, and of brass, and iron, and marble,
And cinnamon, and odours, and ointments, and frankincense, and wine, and oil, and fine flour, and wheat, and beasts, and sheep, and horses, and chariots, and slaves, and souls of men.
And the fruits that thy soul lusted after are departed from thee, and all things which were dainty and goodly are departed from thee, and thou shalt find them no more at all.
” —Revelation 18.11-13.
