June 2012
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Watchs-nn-mero:
ALSO YOU WILL GET YOUR PERIOD SOON
ALSO YOU WILL GET YOUR PERIOD SOON!
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McGill Student 1: Would anybody be interested in getting together once every couple of weeks to talk about the state of the world and what we can do to improve it?
McGill Student 2: yes
McGill Student 3: yes
McGill Student 4: yes
Me: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Me: YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF DOING ANYTHING DON'T EVEN TRY
Me: THE STATE OF THE WORLD IS UTTER SHIT OBVIOUSLY
Me: ALL YOU'RE GOING TO DO IS FIGHT FOR TWO HOURS
Me: ABOUT OIL OR MONEY OR THE MILITARY-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX
Me: OR GENDER MAYBE
Me: THEN HAVE A SHITTY VEGAN BAKESALE
Me: AND RAISE EIGHTY-TWO DOLLARS AND THIRTY CENTS
Me: WHICH YOU WILL USE TO MICROFINANCE A SINGLE BOAT
Me: IN FUCKING THAILAND OR SOMEWHERE
Me: AND I WILL BE FORCED TO HEAR ABOUT IT
Me: ON CAMPUS AND FACEBOOK AND TWITTER
Me: AND IN CONFERENCES AND TUTORIALS
Me: LITERALLY FOREVER
Me: UNTIL YOU MOVE ON TO AN EQUALLY USELESS THING
Me: PLEASE REALIZE YOUR USELESSNESS
Me: EMBRACE IT
Me: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING USELESS
Me: I MEAN YOU ARE A PHILOSOPHY MAJOR
Me: SO I WOULD ASSUME THAT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT
Me: LITERALLY STOP TALKING FOREVER
McGill Student 5: yes wow this sounds like a great club
McGill Student 6: totally
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earlier today my boss came into to my office/the coffee room and while she was here she told me her secret recipe for making the best gravy
she is the world’s greatest lawyer I think
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